Fake Jeremy Clarkson CV goes viral
17 March 2015
Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear’s controversial presenter, may be on the lookout for a new role but might not be pleased with a warts and all CV that has appeared online.
Tue, 17 Mar 2015Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear’s controversial presenter, may be on the lookout for a new role but might not be pleased with a warts and all CV that has appeared online.
The joke application by an adoring fan on the Lads Bible site has gone viral, and among his attributes lists saying what everyone is secretly thinking, hand brake turns and being right, of which he has a 100% success rate.
It also lists controversies, where it says: ‘I’m not very popular with the following people’ and lists the Germans, Argentinians, Malaysians, Mexicans and French among his many ‘admirers’.
So, on that bombshell, if you think you can find a suitable position for Mr Clarkson, what are you waiting for?
The joke application by an adoring fan on the Lads Bible site has gone viral, and among his attributes lists saying what everyone is secretly thinking, hand brake turns and being right, of which he has a 100% success rate.
It also lists controversies, where it says: ‘I’m not very popular with the following people’ and lists the Germans, Argentinians, Malaysians, Mexicans and French among his many ‘admirers’.
So, on that bombshell, if you think you can find a suitable position for Mr Clarkson, what are you waiting for?
