In what were his own words, it was a BAFTA beating performance. “You’re actually a very nice audience. It’s a shame you weren’t at the BAFTAs on Sunday,” he told the crowd.

But could recruiters place this man? Apparently McIntyre was jilted by an agency after failing a typing test on his first and only visit, he told Recruiter.

“I was almost into temping but I did a typing test and they wouldn’t have me on account of my words per minute. In fact, it took me three minutes to write words per minutes,” he said dryly.