Specialist recruitment consultancy IntaPeople has discovered more CV howlers from jobseekers, eager to impress but failing spectacularly. Here’s just a few gems we found in the Pick of the CV Howler Pops.

1. Under ’Key Attributes’, one jobseeker thought that it would be wise to put ’BMW owner’ and ’steely blue eyes’.
2. One candidate chose to use an expanded picture of his face as the background for every page of his CV.
3. One candidate observed: ’Attention to detail is one of my key stremgths’.
4. One person described his favourite sport as ’sun tanning’.
5. One particularly loud candidate decided to submit her entire CV in capital letters (oops, sorry).
6. One overly passionate individual said that he had ’an extremely disgusting fetish’ for print, packaging and creative design.
7. In applying for an IT vacancy, one individual opened his CV with ’I have a strong interest in Aerobics which I take part in every evening’. He went on to explain that his dream was to open up his very own aerobics studio.
8. Beneath the ’Core Skills’ section of her CV, one individual wrote: ’I am great with animals as I have three cats of my own and a hamster.’
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