Then we have a great way of you making some additional cash.

Professional marketplace Bidvine.com is seeking experts of the reality TV show to offer their services to those who cannot – or will not – watch the show and are sick of not understanding what their colleagues, friends and family are talking about. Recruits could be paid anywhere from £45 per episode recap.

The move follows a snap poll, which found that 53% of those who do not watch the show said they do not have time in the evening to do so, while 81% felt left out when their friends, family or colleagues spoke about the latest episode of the hit reality TV show.

If you fancy updating your colleagues on who’s grafting, who’s been ‘pied off’ and who the new Islanders are, then offer your services here.

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