An advert placed in the appointments section of last night’s London paper the Evening Standard called for someone to monitor and manage existing betting markets related to US President Donald Trump, while devising new betting specials to launch.

The successful candidate will also compile odds and send around the most, and we quote “bats**t” quotes from the American President for the staff at Paddy Power to laugh at.

While a fake tan is preferable, the ad also calls for candidates to be more liberal towards exclamation marks and capital letters than minorities.

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