Recruiter’s quest for irrelevance stays with furniture this week following last week’s submission from China.

Winging its way into Recruiter’s mailbox is this gem from Spaceslide.co.uk.

To celebrate the Royal Wedding (not Zara and that rugby bloke — the other one), Spaceslide.co.uk is selling sliding wardrobe doors featuring Prince William and Kate Middleton in its Limited Edition range — available, naturally, in red, white and blue.

Apparently the doors will also be making an appearance on the Alan Titchmarsh TV show later this month. Get your orders in now.