Once you start hearing news about the football season, you know that summer is officially over. And the Summer Killjoys this time? Jobsite - with news that the jobs board is the main club sponsor of Premiership side Portsmouth FC. Sorry, Jobsite, we’re actually very chuffed that a recruitment brand will be getting such high-profile coverage. The Fratton end of Portsmouth’s ground is even to become the Jobsite Stand as part of the sponsorship.

It’s just that when we haven’t had so much as a walk along the prom, eating a Mr Whippy and wearing a kiss-me-quick hat yet, any mention of football makes the heart sink and the leaves start turning a rustic hue. Still, not long til Christmas.