A salutary reminder from Monster that, despite being deluged with CVs, always advise your candidates to check them before sending them in.

- As security guard my jobis to pervert unauthorised people from coming onto the site
- My job involved processing clams
- My interests include cooking dogs and interesting people
- I was responsible for dissatisfied customers
- My role involved coaching and mentioning
- I relieved the conference manager
- I am a prooficient typist
- Socially I like to dine out with different backgrounds
- While working in this role, I had intercourse with a variety of people
- Left last four jobs only because the managers were completely unreasonable