An Aussie is advertising for an English "beer wench" to bring him and his friends drinks during the fourth Ashes Test in Melbourne.

Ashley Wakefield's ad on jobsite Gumtree asks for a "good-looking female under 35" to carry out beer-carrying duties. "It's attracted plenty of interest," he says. May we suggest the English team, with almost nothing left to lose, draft their own ad ASAP: "Wanted — more players. Ability to bat welcome..."