The Sun reports Hatton Garden-based Silicone Sex World is on the hunt for a sex doll tester. No, we’re not making this up – this is an actual job.

You’ll need to test new product ranges, provide detailed feedback to the manufacturers and attend industry events on behalf of the company across the globe.

The role boasts flexible hours, 22 days holiday a year and a family and friends discount on the firm’s products. And it pays £35k a year.

Good luck – we think.

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